I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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