That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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