This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I have aggressive nipples.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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