He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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