It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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