living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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