its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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