She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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