Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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