Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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