Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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