I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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