it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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