We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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