I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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