He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Blood and glitter go together right?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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