the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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