you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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