I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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