who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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