Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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