Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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