The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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