I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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