your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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