Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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