Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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