Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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