The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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