I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You ate ashes out of my bong
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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