So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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