Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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