Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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