He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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