At least make sure they are 18
Why
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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