Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
The ass gains better be worth it
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