i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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