Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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