No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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