I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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