Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
