he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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