Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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