honey bunches of taint.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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