My liver just broke up with me...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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