never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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