just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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