then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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