Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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