once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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