the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
