what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
vagina is talking i cant
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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