Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm getting married
To pizza
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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